Diaper Haven was a huge magical land full of cute and cuddly mammals. All the inhabitants of Diaper Haven wore puffy white diapers on their tushies. They waddled when they walked, and their diapers wiggled from side to side. Their diapers got wet when they went pee-pee and dirty when they went poo-poo.
In Diaper Haven, wearing a diaper was just like drinking, eating, and sleeping. When the mammals needed to go pee-pee or poo-poo, they just went in their diapers. Then, they got their wet or dirty diapers changed. It was not unusual to talk about one’s diaper or about a diaper change.
Diapers were everywhere in Diaper Haven. No one who lived there could go even a minute without seeing or smelling a diaper. There were diapers in packs, diapers on mammals’ tushies, and diapers in diaper pails. There were dry diapers, wet diapers, clean diapers, dirty diapers, fresh diapers, and stinky diapers.
There were so many mammals in Diaper Haven that diapers were in high demand. There were many diaper shops all over the land. The shopkeepers sold hundreds upon hundreds of diapers every day. The diapers came in many different sizes and colors, and they had many different prints and perfumes.
One morning, a donkey and a horse came face to face on a path. The donkey’s name was Diana, and the horse’s name was Harry. “Good morning, Harry!” cooed Diana, wiggling her padded tushy. “Good morning, Diana!” cooed Harry, wiggling his padded tushy.
In Diaper Haven, it was a custom for two mammals to nuzzle each other and sniff each other’s diapers when they greeted each other. Sniffing a diaper was a way to say How are you? Diana Donkey and Harry Horse nuzzled each other. Then, they took turns sniffing each other’s diapers.
Diana’s diaper smelled pleasant, and so did Harry’s diaper. “Your diapie-poo is pretty and puffy!” cooed Diana. “Your diapie-poo is pretty and puffy, too!” cooed Harry. In Diaper Haven, everyone spoke in a cooing voice to show affection.
In Diaper Haven, the diaper was the most important piece of clothing. The inhabitants’ tushies and diapers were always the center of attention. On some days, the inhabitants made cute diapers with pretty pictures and designs on them. On other days, they went on parade and proudly wiggled their tushies to show their diapers off.
Diana Donkey and Harry Horse loved each other very much. They nuzzled each other and wiggled their padded tushies. Then, they trotted down the path and into a nearby diaper shop. They kept wiggling their tushies as they trotted through the front door of the shop.
“Good morning, sir and ma’am!” cooed the shopkeeper—a cow moose—to Diana and Harry. “What brings you two here today?” she asked them in a sweet voice. “I’d like a great big purple heart diapie for my rumpie-poo,” cooed Harry. “And I’d like a great big pink heart diapie for my rumpie-poo,” cooed Diana.
The shopkeeper called for two of her employees, who came to her side immediately. The two employees had paws that could grip things, because they were both squirrels. “Follow me, sir,” cooed the squirrel in a purple uniform. “This way, ma’am,” cooed the squirrel in a pink uniform.
The squirrels led Diana and Harry into the fitting rooms. Diana went into the women’s fitting room, and Harry went into the men’s fitting room. The squirrel in the pink uniform took Diana’s diaper off and measured her barrel, hind legs, and tushy. The squirrel in the purple uniform took Harry’s diaper off and measured his barrel, hind legs, and tushy.
Diana Donkey came out of the women’s fitting room wearing her new diaper with pink hearts on it. Harry Horse came out of the men’s fitting room wearing his new diaper with purple hearts on it. Diana and Harry bumped their padded tushies together when they met in the corridor. Then, they sashayed down the corridor together.
“Oh, dear!” cried Diana, who had forgotten to bring her purse. “That makes two of us!” added Harry, who did not even have a purse. “Awww—it’s OK—today’s your first day here, so you get to take those diapie-poos home for free!” said the shopkeeper. “Consider them a souvenir in advance!” she chuckled.
The shopkeeper looked out of her shop, through a window, at Diana and Harry. They wiggled their tushies to show their new diapers off as they trotted down the path. “Look at those cute little love rumps,” she cooed. “Even their diapie-poos look like hearts!” she added.
Diana and Harry sat down under a great big tree to enjoy each other’s company. They also enjoyed how their diapers felt on their tushies and between their hind legs. They wiggled their tushies to fluff their diapers up. They nuzzled each other sweetly, too.
In Diaper Haven, no one ever lived alone. Everyone lived with at least one other mammal. That was because it was against the law for anyone under twenty years old to change a diaper. Mammals under twenty needed someone at least twenty to change their diapers for them.
In Diaper Haven, it was the law for everyone to wear a diaper. Therefore, diapers were not just for babies but for mammals of all ages and sizes. Babies could not help it when they went pee-pee or poo-poo in their diapers. However, even mammals who could help it needed to wear diapers.
Because everyone in Diaper Haven wore a diaper, there were no potties there at all. No one ever needed to sit on top of a potty to go pee-pee or poo-poo. Mammals could just go in their diapers instead. Unlike a potty, a diaper was always there when a mammal needed it.
In Diaper Haven, a mammal became a grown-up on its twentieth birthday. Only grown-ups could have permission to change diapers. However, they needed a parenting license first. Knowing how to change a diaper properly was a necessity for all parents in Diaper Haven.
One afternoon, Diana Donkey gave birth to a baby hinny. Her husband, Harry Horse, named the hinny Hannah. A nurse put a new diaper on Diana’s tushy after Hannah Hinny was born. Then, the nurse put a smaller diaper on Hannah’s tushy.
Diana and Harry trotted all the way home. Harry carried Hannah on top of his back. “Thank goodness for diapers,” sighed Diana, wiggling her tushy. “My baby and I really need them!” she explained.
Hannah could walk by herself when she was just one day old. However, she loved it when Harry or Diana carried her. “Daddy, be a horsie!” she told Harry every day. “Climb onto my back,” he answered, lying down on his tummy.
Hannah got thirsty and hungry, so Diana gave her some milk to drink. After Hannah drank her milk, she went pee-pee and poo-poo. Her diaper caught all her pee-pee and all her poo-poo. When her diaper was full of pee-pee or poo-poo, it was changing time.