In the kingdom of Cuddleland, there lived a princess horse. Her name was Helen, and she wore a puffy white diaper. So did her nurse, Sally Squirrel, Lady Fluff.
One morning, Lady Fluff and I entered Cuddleland Castle. Lady Fluff had already dressed me in a diaper and some leg sleeves. She and I were standing before Princess Helen.
‘This is a human man named Luke,’ announced Lady Fluff. ‘He’s ready for his diaper training,’ she continued. I bowed down to Princess Helen and wiggled my padded bottom.
‘Your Highness, is there a potty here?’ I asked nervously. ‘Of course, there is!’ answered the princess. She trotted regally toward the closest potty room, and I followed her.
Princess Helen went over the diaper training rules. ‘By order of Lady Fluff, you may not take your diaper off,’ she told me. ‘So no peeping or pooping in the potty,’ I confirmed silently.
Princess Helen watched me sitting down on top of one of the potties. ‘Comfy-cozy, Luke?’ she asked me. ‘Comfy-cozy, Your Highness!’ I confirmed aloud and with joy.
After I peeped and pooped, I stood up off the potty. I turned my bottom toward Princess Helen, who sniffed my diaper. ‘You did it, Luke; you’re wet and dirty!’ she cheered.
Next, Princess Helen led me out of the potty room. Lady Fluff sniffed my diaper, and she smelled both pee-pee and poo-poo. ‘Good job, Luke; your diaper got wet and dirty!’ she cooed.
‘The next step is to peep or poop anywhere,’ announced Lady Fluff. ‘May I really?’ I asked her excitedly. ‘Of course, you may, Luke!’ she confirmed sweetly.
‘May I go outside, please?’ I asked Lady Fluff. ‘Outside is perfect!’ she answered. ‘Yippee!’ I cheered, and then, I went outside to the castle grounds.
Queen Heather and King Henry were out for their royal stroll. I walked in front of them and then got on all fours. ‘What is he doing here?’ wondered the queen and king silently.
I pointed my wet, dirty diaper right at the queen’s and king’s noses. Then, I let my diaper get wetter and dirtier. ‘Oh, my!’ gasped Queen Heather and King Henry.
Queen Heather and King Henry led me back inside the castle. ‘We saw you peeping and pooping,’ said the queen. ‘We smelled you peeping and pooping, too!’ added the king.
‘You should be proud of yourself, Luke,’ said Princess Helen. ‘You passed both the second step and the third step!’ she explained. I beamed and wiggled my wet, dirty bottom.
Lady Fluff patted my diaper, which was very wet and very dirty. ‘There’s only one step left,’ she announced. ‘What can it be?’ I asked eagerly, enjoying my full and bulky diaper.
‘I did it just this morning,’ cooed Lady Fluff. ‘You need your wet, dirty diaper changed!’ she announced, beaming with excitement. I wiggled my bottom with glee.
Lady Fluff took me to the changing room, where I lay down on top of the changing table. She peeled the sticky tabs off my diaper. Then, she covered her nose as she took my diaper off.
She dropped my wet, dirty diaper into a diaper pail. She wiped the pee-pee and poo-poo off my bottom with plenty of wet wipes. Then, she dropped the wet wipes into a trash bin.
She sprinkled some sweet-smelling powder on my bottom. Then, she put a dry, clean diaper on my bottom and fastened it snugly. ‘Now you are fresh as a daisy!’ she announced.
When she gave me permission to scoot off the changing table, I did so. I landed on the floor on my freshly-padded bottom and giggled. ‘Happy landings, Luke!’ giggled Lady Fluff.